1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
3. Do not strive to be irreplaceable . If you can't be replaced, you can't
4. Remember always that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. Before you criticize others, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when
you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
7. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. If you lend another $20.00 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
10. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
11. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
12. Duct tape resembles 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side,
and it holds the universe together.
1 3. Two theories exist about how to argue with a woman. Neither one
14. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.